Black Shark

'What a shame! " – Signed one of them, then spit and shook her stick somewhere in the direction of new buildings. Educate yourself with thoughts from Charles Schwab. A few minutes later Uncle Fyodor tore the same on behalf of scratched Barsik and untwisted, the stranger threw back where he came, that is, upwards. Floor above lived, fared, so good drank away plumber Zabuldygin brutally the morning syndrome, chronic hangover. Sitting in the kitchen, glancing at his watch, then out the window fitter thought about life. At 10.01, recalling his behavior and the roar of the stricken fighter flew down the neighbor's cat. At 10.03 the neighbor's cat came back, paused for a moment in highest point of the trajectory, spreading her legs to the side, turned around its axis, recalling a locksmith Ka-50 'Black Shark', and, unable to cope with any laws of physics, much less the laws of aerodynamics, continued its decline. Zabuldygin firmly resolved to quit drinking.

Unhappy Barsik flew down, bypassing the floor by floor, and without incident would get to the ground if he had been at the level of the third floor did not fall for house painters. Painters did not do anything wrong. They painted the house, attaching cautionary sign to the bottom of his cot, so that a passer-by wrapping around the corner, first getting a few drops of green, either one or two more expensive white paint, and only then, his head thrown back, and read: 'Beware! Paint work! " Barsik, almost no splashing paint, a fish came into the bucket (all the judges – 9 points).

Bluethooth

At that time, such as mobile phones are firmly embedded in our lives, people began to realize that there is no more convenient way to congratulate someone, you send a witty and original sms Card. But what if you are not from birth be given to Pushkin or Yesenin? A post something mediocre like 'Congratulations " is not enough neither the desire nor conscience. Personally for me in this situation, this finding was a small Java applets, called templates, sms. The best representative of this type of program is a SMS-BOX – free download full version of which you should promptly. Installation is carried out exactly as any other software for mobile phones, and namely – to Bluethooth, via memory card or data cable. It should be mentioned that the sms box has a lot of modifications. In this case we are interested sms box greetings. Available at the program is designed for phones, with the screen resolution equal to 240×320 pixels, which is virtually all current models.

If you are the proud owner of an old phone, you can still try to install the application, but it will not be properly display its interface. Install the program, you have every right to ask – 'So what's next? ". In fact, it is extremely easy to use. Once launched, you will see the splash screen and then a list of reasons for congratulations, among which there are birthdays, New Year, May 9, and many others. After selecting a holiday you will only choose a greeting text and the recipient. Another important function of sms box, is built reminder that will not allow you to blow birthday of one of your many friends. It's much more convenient than having several programs, one of which will follow the dates of birthdays and the other will help to send sms.